I look like this dick when my hair is wet because my roots are pretty long. All I need is sunglasses on the top of my head like a bing bong.
ohh ma gaaHow I eat my favorite topping of pizza
(via kindahotintheserhinos)
these guys are better than my old band
At a bar tonight I went to the bathroom and the woman in the stall next to mine asked, “Can you hand me some toilet paper? I’m all out.” While I handed her some I said, “Sorry, I haven’t a square to spare.” So bummed my reference went unnoticed.
interested to see how this movie will turn out! when i first caught the end of the trailer on TV just now i was like, “oh fuck, also will ferrell is dumb.” and then I saw the movie poster 
and was like, “P’shhaw, whatever.” But then I did some very important research and after seeing this interview I definitely want to see it, it looks awesome - i hope it is!
I have to be at the dentist tomorrow morning at 8:30. Before, when I didn’t have a stupid job, going to the dentist was such a chore, but I am kind of looking forward to having an excuse to sit in, what is basically, a lay-z-boy for two hours with my mouth ajar.
